She’s not fighting your battles for you, far from it. Normally placid and sweet, she gets feisty for you in the right circumstances, before she realizes what she’s doing. She lashes out at a rude comment or gesture towards you She doesn’t need to be asked to do something to help you she thinks ahead, organizes it and then throws in bonus serendipitous acts for good measure. Should you be unable to count five clear, powerful examples of this automatic sacrificing every two months, you’re wasting your time with her. Without asking, she fixes your breakfast that morning, polishes your shoes, or rearranges the living room so you can study in peace.Ī close relative dies? She cancels her conflicting appointments, shoos away any pestering friends and makes sure that it’s 100% about you and whoever else is affected. You have a final exam or big job interview. She anticipates and supports your deadlines and commitments Ten, if it’s the second time in half a year. And for the act of borrowing from you, monetarily or otherwise, she begs to give back more than you gave initially.Īnd if you helped her in an emergency or otherwise urgent situation, she reciprocates the favor five-fold. She doesn’t take value without returning it in even greater amounts.
Guilt shows that she feels compelled to make it up to you. Then she presented her ass for you again. When she paid you back, it was either $100 and date tickets to the game, or $150 and a striptease in new lingerie that she bought. The down payment she made was an extra five blowjobs that week. Her appreciation at the time was vociferous, even if she couldn’t pay you back yet. Maybe you spotted her a hundred bucks because her roommate bailed and the lease was in her name. She feels guilty about owing you something If it’s been six months and she’s not doing all of these things when the opportunity arises, you’re an obsequious, undead eunuch who should never breed. If you’ve been dating a girl for more than three months and she hasn’t started doing these five things, you’re pissing on an electrical fire. If she’s not living them out, mostly unconsciously, why are you even putting your spicy dick sauce in her oven? But these five things are not for negotiation.
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